HASI KA PHAWARE WITH CRAZY

HELLO FRIEND ITS TIME FOR JOKING I POST YOU LOTS OF FRESH JOKE THAT YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD.==> what is the similarity between SUN & WIFE yehi ki dono taraf aakh utha ke nahi dekh sakte.==> Papa bole:- "Beta, kabhi na karna shaadi, yeh hai jeevan ki barbaadi"!!!!! Beta bola:- "Papa, mein v farz nivaunga aapne bachho ko v yahi samjhaunga.==> Y were engineers became happy after watchin 3 idiots??? ans:- Ab delivery doctors nahi engineers karega one more source of placement after completing engineers.==>Pregnant lady ko dekh k 1 ladki boli:- lagta hai makan bangaya hai kirayedar bhi aa gaya hai. Pregnanat lady:- Mistri abhi khali hai tere ghar bhej du kya?==> Sonu ko beta hua use jyotish ke paas le gaya. Jyotish:- Ye jiska naam pehle bolega woh mar jayega. Baacha bola 'PAPA' aur dusre din padosi mar gaya.